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Pale Pair of Para-Thwomps
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Mario has found a pale pair of Para-Thwomps and wants to go for a ride. Despite Mario’s intense desire, these Thwomps remain stiff and unflinching to his advances. Even an offer of mushrooms, and hype for his fabled jumping prowess could not sway them from their firm posture. Will Mario convince them to gravitate in his direction, or will he be crushed by the mounting pressure?

Maker Mii: Salt Lake
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Salt Lake, like all other landlocked bodies of water, prefers fast-paced video games that don’t waste time with peripheral details like double-entendres or wordplay jokes. As a self-respecting mass of hydrogen and sodium chloride, Salt Lake has no time for such things and is far too busy maintaining salinity through an increased evaporation rate. But like all endorheic lakes, this might just be a means from which to run from a self-aware existentialism so massive that its buoyancy is nullified by its sheer Lovecraftian horror—or fast-paced platforming is just fun.